The Music Superstarship

The Music Superstarship is for singers, wannabee singers, songwriters, or anyone else related to the music industry. If you have any suggestions for passengers that we need to include, send us e-mail at: superstarship@yahoo.com

Now Boarding!

Captain: Celine Dion (and her perverted old husband...)
First Mate: Whitney Houston

Passenger List:

Shania Twain	Ricky Martin	Brittney Spears (nice fake boobs)
n'Sync	Christina Aguilara	Backstreet Boys
98 Degrees	Mariah Carey (were you a prostitute in a former life?)	Beck (you are a loser)
Eminem	Kid Rock	Jennifer Lopez
Madonna	Sting

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